like, imagine your uncle goes missing after his birthday party, and his old stoner friend from out of town tells you the souvenir he brought back from a vegas trip 80 years ago is actually satan’s mood ring and now zombie assassins are coming to burn down your town unless you and your lawn guy meet up with medieval hozier in a dark gastropub…
This is the funniest synopsis of lotr I’ve ever seen

Thorns 🌹
A speedpaint video of this will be available at my Patreon on January 1st 😊
This has definitely already been done by now but I donβt care Iβm excited for this movie